The Best Blowjob I've Ever Received

For the majority of men the blowjob is sacred and for some it would be put above the importance of family and friends. Finding a girl who knows what she is doing can be somewhat of a rarity and sometimes a girl will flat out refuse to put her mouth anywhere near your penis because A) She doesn’t like taking control of a sexual encounter or B) She doesn’t have any experience and is too scared of sucking at it (pun intended).

For me a good blowjob can be better than sex itself. For one, your only job during the deed is to maintain an erection, and two it’s fun to watch a girl put all her energy into making sure you achieve orgasm. 

  

It would be a little optimistic for me to say that you’ll ever experience a blowjob similar to that of Heather Brook, but if you do, I wouldn’t blame you for marrying the fuck out of a girl who possesses such a skill. In my opinion her blowjobs are the epitome of perfect and for those who are not familiar with Heather Brook, I’d recommend you pay a visit to any porn video sharing website and see the blowjob queen in all her glory.

Of all the blowjobs I have received there is one that stands out and is number one on my ‘Blowjob Hall Of Fame’ list. The way this particular incident came about was by no means conventional, but since when has being conventional ever got me anywhere when it comes to my sexual exploits?

It was very much a standard evening back in June of 2011. I had been back from Europe for 6 months and I was back working for an energy company in Melbourne. For the first few months of my return I had struggled to come to terms with the thought of only partying a few times a week, but due to the financial strain I had no choice but to knuckle down, stay home and pay back the credit card debt I had accumulated in my two solid years of traveling.

During my hibernation phase I spent my time browsing Facebook, learning Spanish and got into the habit of watching an entire television series within a couple of days. In contrast to my visit to Europe, I was living a very mediocre lifestyle, this was until I received an inbox message on Facebook.

“Hey do I know you? I swear we’ve met before.”

It was from a girl name Katrina. Her Facebook profile was on private, but after looking over her profile pictures I was 100% sure I had never met her in my life.

“Yeah, I think we might have met a couple of weeks ago. Where do you normally go out?” I replied 

“I usually hit the city clubs, but have been staying in a bit lately. Where do you live?”

I thought asking where I lived was somewhat forward, but she was cute and my hibernation had forced me into a monotonous masturbation routine so I wasn’t really in the mood to care how forward she was being. 

After we finished exchanging our locations it became immediately apparent that we were within a ten-minute drive of each other. Was it a coincidence? Or was it carefully thought out pick-up plan on her part? Either way I was down.

“Oh you live really close to me. I might have to come visit you sometime.” 

“Yeah, you might have to.” I replied still remaining a little cautious.

I was aware that things like this do not happen all the time. I’m sure other men have had sex with girls that they’ve met on Facebook, but having a girl randomly message you with the intention of fucking you without a prior meeting isn't exactly a common occurrence.

We would exchange a few flirtatious messages over the next couple of weeks. I was keen to meet up, but at the same time I maintained a certain degree of suspicion as I wasn't overly excited about being abducted and raped for the entertainment of a forty five year old, balding sociopath.

"Hey I'm free tonight! What's your address, let's go for a drive :)"

I decided to take the risk. The chances of  her offer being that of a horny young woman far outweighed the chances of it being a horny elderly man.

I sat patiently on my front porch glancing down at my watch every couple of minutes; she was late.

The sun had set and the cold of the winter night set in. As I began to believe she wasn't going to show I heard a car turn into my street and watched as a small dark car made its way towards my driveway. It was her.

"Hey, how's it going?" I said as I made myself comfortable in the passenger seat. The car smelt as if she had just drenched the entire interior in perfume.

"Hey, we can't have sex." She blurted out. It was as if she had been thinking about it the whole day and suddenly decided dishing out sex to random Facebook men would make her seem slutty. 

"That's cool" I said through a chuckling fit. 

"Okay cool, where's a good place to park my car with a bit of privacy?"

"I know a place." I replied 

As we turned into the car park of the local swimming pool I began to feel a little more at ease with the whole situation. Katrina was just an attractive girl wanting to try something new and I was happy to lend a helping hand/penis.

Much to my approval she parked in the darkest part of the car park and immediately sat facing me as she pulled on the handbrake. 

I decided that the longer we chatted the more awkward the situation would get so I leaned in and kissed her. She had thick luscious lips and was an amazing kisser. As our hands begun to wander I could feel my cock enlarging. 

"I'm on my period so I can only give you head." She said as if she was expecting nothing but disappointment from me.

"That doesn't bother me." I replied as I guided her hand toward my rock hard erection. 

She was quick to unzip my jeans and push me into the back seat as she licked her lips in preparation. 

I leaned back on my elbows as she began sucking on the head of my cock. My initial thoughts were that this would be a standard, by the book blow job. I was wrong. 

Before I knew it she had devoured my entire cock. As her nose became acquainted with my pelvic bone I let out a moan, part pleasure, part disbelief. 

Up until this point of my life the only experience I had had with deep throating was observing it from a computer screen. 

As I blew my load into the back of her throat I collapsed into a ball of pleasure. A simple inbox message had turned into the most flawless blowjob I had ever received.

I am yet to come across another girl with skills of this kind, however I have dedicated a small part of my life to finding another deepthroat queen.

- Gavin Madden