10 signs that a girl will fuck you

1. She says things like "You can come over, but I'm not having sex with you". 

2. She over uses smiley faces and exclamation marks when messaging you. 

3. She accuses you of being a 'player'. 

4. She's never on her iPhone when talking to you face to face. 

5. She tries to convince you that 'she's not like all the other girls'. 

6. She thinks that coming to sit next to you on your bed to watch YouTube videos is a great idea. She agrees that all the videos you choose to watch are absolutely fucking awesome. 

7. She takes 'selfies' of herself with ridiculous amounts of cleavage with the title "Bored". 

8. She purposely eats dick shaped food in front of you. 

9. You think tribal tattoos, crystal meth and starting fights are great and she agrees. 

10. She complains to her friends that you're an asshole. 

- Gavin Madden