I feel it's necessary to highlight the reasoning behind this year long voyage into the unknown. Let's be honest lads, when you think of Europe the first thing you think isn't ''Oh golly, I can't wait to take BILLIONS of photos of castles and churches''. It's more like - ''I wonder if foreign vagina is as awesome as local vagina?'' - If you disagree you're kidding yourself.
For the first 5 months of my first trip across Europe, I unfortunately had the burden of the whiney brat that was my ex girlfriend. Looking over my thousands of photos it becomes quite clear when the party began; the moment she left me. This 5 months in comparison was a complete waste of time in that it provided me with little to no sexual satisfaction. Going to Europe with a girlfriend is like going Vegas with no money...completely fucking pointless!
I'm prepared to admit that 95% of the reason for this trip is to capture as many flags as I possibly can.
At this stage I have: Sweden, Poland, Finland, England, Ireland, Scotland, Italy. So as you can see, I have my work cut out for me.
For the first few months the plan at this stage is to head to Lagos, Portugal for 3 weeks, 'Tomorrowland' in Belgium for 5 days and then make my way to eastern Europe to sink my teeth/penis into some quality pussy for a few months.
It's going to be one ridiculous ride, so I hope you're ready!
