10 things you need to know about Ukrainian women

1.     95% of girls are not sluts and because of this one-night stands are rare. Going two or three dates without sex is common, but the sex is worth it.

2.     Learning a few Ukrainian words will increase your chances of picking her up by at least 25%.

3.     Being feminine in anyway will not do you any favours. Ukrainian women want men; so be macho as fuck.

4.     Not unlike Poland, dark skinned men are worshipped. Don’t leave your girl alone with even the ugliest Spaniard; they will win her over most of the time.

5.     When texting they will take their time replying. I found it common for them to leave at least 6 hours in between texts. A smiley face is usually typed like this :) however Ukrainian women will leave the eyes out making it seem as though she’s putting her sentences in brackets. 

6.     Appearance is everything. High heels are worn more than any other shoe, even to dinner at your apartment.

7.     Up to 50% of Ukrainian men have some form of alcoholism so although being shit-faced is awesome, a more controlled approach is more desirable.

8.     Being cocky will get you nowhere when first approaching women. ‘Confident nice guy’ is your best bet.

9.     Use protection when fucking. Birth control isn’t used nearly as much as it should be.

10. Having an apartment to bring her back to will increase your chances of being in her vagina by at least 50%. Most girls between 18 and 25 still live with their parents and trying to sneak her into your hostel is a risk you shouldn’t be willing to take.