Tuesday 4 December 2012

A quick look at my most memorable flags

USA: - 160cm, 60kgs, brown hair - Gave me a blowjob in a room full of 15 people 
whilst we were all watching 'Anchorman'. I then escorted her to a nearby room for sex.
Canada:  170cms, 60kgs, blonde hair- Both her and her friend invited my mate and I for lunch. After lunch we did the mushrooms they kindly provided us with. We later had the most tripped out sex ever.
Ireland:  155cms, 50kg, brown hair - Fucked her on a balcony with a tap running 
on my face the entire time. Apparently fucked one of my Irish mates a few weeks later. 

England: 
165cms, 55kgs, blonde hair - She was convinced I was a guy she kissed the night before. Called me and arsehole for not remembering her. I told her I would make it up to her by letting her stay the night with me. Made her gush all over my bed and invited my friend in for a look after she left. I still have no idea who she thought I was.
Scotland: 160cms, 55kgs, blonde hair - Gave a 21 year old lesbian her very first dicking. She was on her period so I fucked her in the ass.
Portugal: 150cms, 45kgs, brown hair - 18 years old, but rode cock like a pro. Broke the sink and flooded the bathroom.
Germany: 160cms, 60kgs, brown hair - 34 year old mother of two and liked it in the ass.
Italy: 155cm, 50kgs, brown hair - Period juice everywhere. Friends thought I murdered someone. After I told them what I had done my friend went to give me a high-five, but quickly changed his mind after he noticed more blood splattered on my forearm. Nice.
Latvia: 150cms, 45kgs, blonde hair - May have been a prostitute, but I didn't pay for shit.
PolandSee story.
Ukraine See poo story
New Zealand - See story
Sweden - 160cms, 55kgs, blonde hair - Destroyed on a balcony overlooking a beautiful Portuguese sunrise.
Finland: 160cm, 60kgs, blonde hair - On the way home with two girls I ran into friend of mine who was in a fight with a Russian man. After I tried breaking up the fight the police came and arrested both my friend and the Russian. They spent the night in jail. I fucked a Finnish girl in a sauna.

What is your flag story?


- Gavin Madden

2 comments:

  1. Dear Gavin,

    Your stories are always a sobering reminder of how i miss life on the road, living out of a backpack and partying like a motherfucker.
    Having just experienced my first solo trip away for a number of months i can safely say that i am a changed man and a convert to travel and smashing foreign box.

    As for stories, id like to share one with you:

    Having begun my Euro-trip in style, bagging a fine british lass on my second night abroad, i continued on to Italy where i found myself in the beautiful city that is Rome.

    Now lets rewind a little here and reflect upon one of many goals that i had set for myself prior to departure: bagging and tagging a receptionist.
    I'd heard fellow gents say things along the lines of, 'oh all birds who work in hostels are loose as fuck and are pro at riding cock', however i say nay fine sir, these ladies are not all they are cracked up to be.
    Having approached a couple of hostel receptionists before, i put the lack of action down to potentially losing their job if they are caught fucking guests. Alas, i pushed on in my pursuits and now i found myself in Rome (as mentioned before).

    Upon arrival at my hostel in the outskirts of the city, i find myself checking in at the front desk where a little spanish chica greets me pleasantly with a smile and a subtle eye-fuck. From the moment i made eye contact with this broad i knew i would be balls deep in wet snatch as soon as the situation allowed. I've experienced sexual tension before, but this one takes the cake. Doing my best to stay calm while having a raging hard-on, i politely asked what time she finished work with her responding '3pm everyday'. Now, having seen how other hostel staff behaved i prepare to play this one out over the duration of my stay if need be.

    The next day i make contact in the morning whilst on my way out to see the beautiful city and its attractions. Chemistry still high voltage.

    On my third day i eventually get to have a decent chat with her and suggest that she come and drink with the guests tonight and maybe partner me in a game of beer pong. She politely declines as she has a skype date set up with her parents who are back in Madrid. Having none of my attempts at persuading her to reconsider, i propose that i might need to find someone else to party with instead. I then left her to her vices so as to not be overbearing.

    My fourth and final day sees me check out at 3pm (timing essential) and beeline for the spaniard. After a little flirt with her, i hand my keys back and as our hands meet she grabs my fingers, squeezes them and as i make eye contact she bites her lip. At this point i was close to jumping over the counter and tearing her clothes off and pounding her right then and there with the world to see. However, restraining myself i again suggest she should come and join me for a drink before i catch a train at 7pm. Happily she accepts and we proceed to partner in a game of beer pong. After winning the first game things start to heat up. As we enter into our second game i made a snap decision, as she goes to shoot i stand behind her and put my hand up her dress and give her vag a little tickle, whereupon she proceeds to reach around and grab my throbber and give it a little squeeze. I end up throwing the second game just so i can get this birds panties off asap.
    Conveniently, there are bathrooms located 2 metres from where im standing and i lead her in. Going for broke she violently pushes me against the door, kisses me and whispers in my ear 'im so wet right now'.
    Without even bothering to go into a cubicle i proceed to bend her over and smash her for a good while with her clutching the hand basin and moaning various words in spanish which remind me of a latina porn star.

    Job done. I thank her kindly, collect my bags and get to the station 5mins before my train leaves.
    As a rookie in the world of foreign pussy i was quite pleased with my exploits.

    I look forward to hearing more of your tales soon.

    - Lieutenant Pete Mitchell

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