Our first night in Bangkok would see Lionel and I
too exhausted to get through our first beer and head to bed before the night
had even started. The jet lag had kicked in and we had decided to
conserve our energy for the following night as to provide us with the best
vagina hunting opportunities.
By 5am the red bull had gotten the best of us and
dancing became our number one priority. Before we knew it the night was coming
to an end and we had hardly spoken to anyone. With 10 minutes left until
everything closed for the night I turned to Lionel who was displaying a look on
his face that would rival a male Rhino during mating season. It would seem on
this particular night he was prepared to take anything home and he was quick to
spark up a conversation with the fattest Swedish girls I have ever laid eyes
on.
I came to Thailand with the goal of fucking cute,
sun kissed beach babes, but with my vodka goggles on and Lionel being his normal
persuasive self I took a deep breathe and joined in on the conversation. It
didn’t take to long for Lionel’s girl to agree to him walking her home, which
left her friend and I alone on an empty street on the outskirts of the Bangkok
city centre.
Celia was plump with a pretty face and seemed in
need of some foreign cock. At this point I thought to myself “Well a notch is a
notch” still cringing inside at the thought of spreading her thunder thighs and
dipping the boss into her juicy snatch.
“Where do you live?” she blurted out in what
sounded like an American accent.
“Just around the corner”
“Well let’s go!” She demanded
We fucked and the ‘Thai Fuck’ bank account had
officially been opened… even if it was with a fatty.
I woke up in the morning to find an empty half of
the bed where she had been sleeping; she had thankfully left early. There’s nothing worse than knowing you’ve
fucked a fat chick and then having to wake up next to her - It’s as if the ‘fuck-gods’ are rubbing
it in your face.
Lionel arrived home around an hour later and seemed
just as disgusted in himself as I was. After a little discussion we decided to
head to Koh Tao in an effort to redeem ourselves and leave the Bangkok fatties
behind us.
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