Two bangs, one night

Before arriving in Koh Tao we had heard it was great for two things: Diving and partying. I was only looking to dive into vagina so I decided that sticking to hunting for it on land would be my best option.

We shared a room with a Canadian and a few other German men so having sex with one of our roommates was out of the question. The Canadian seemed the coolest so Lionel and I decided to let him tag along as we made our way to the bars.

Earlier in the night we had been told that a place called ‘The Fish Bow’ was the best place to party so we decided to take their advice. As soon as we entered Lionel struck up a conversation was a tall, tanned brunette so the Canadian and I patrolled the dance floor for a while.

After no more than two minute of assessing the dance floor the Canadian tapped me on the shoulder and pointed to the other side of the bar towards where Lionel and his girl were standing. My eyes quickly filtered out the smoky haze and laser lights to see Lionel having an intense make out session with the girl he had spent no more than 3 minutes talking to. He had moved fast and this prompted me to start approaching anything with a vagina as to kick start a better pussy hunting mindset.

With five approaches under my belt I headed back to the bar to get a drink. Lionel had left his girl by this time and was busy wooing another potential suitor on the other side of the club.

At this point I’d like to mention that Lionel and I look quite similar so in a dark club I would understand if you were to mistake one of us for the other.

Before I could even open my mouth to order a Redbull vodka I was spun around:

“There you are!”

“Huh?” I blurted out. Completely confused as to who this girl was.

She pulled my head in and thrust her tongue down my throat. I decided not to say anything. I was confused, but I’m not stupid.

We made out like porn stars for two minutes before it clicked. It was the same girl Lionel had been kissing only minutes before and she assumed there was only one person in the bar that looked like him. She was a lot cuter than what she looked like from a distance and as Lionel had disappeared, it was only human for me to oblige when she asked me if I wanted to go skinny-dipping.

She took my hand and quickly guided me out of the club like she had done it a million times before, which she probably had. We stopped at a nearby pool and took our clothes off as if they were on fire. She dove in and swam to the other side of the pool and I was quick to follow suit as my penis began to fill with blood. Before we were close enough to kiss I slid my hand up her thigh and began to rub her pussy.

“Come over here” she said whilst slowly swimming toward the steps in the far corner of the pool.

She spread her legs and guided my fully erect penis inside of her. The water rippled as I thrust in and out, transforming the once still water into a wavy sex pit.

“I want it in my ass” she whispered as to make sure no one cold hear how much of a slut she really was.

I turned her over slowly slid the length of my cock into her looser than average asshole. I’m not sure how I find these anal sluts, but I seemed to have had more anal sex than the average male. I would eventually cum inside of her ass and she would decide to go home, but I was curious to see how Lionel and the Canadian were doing.

I walked around the club for ten minutes, but Lionel and the Canadian were nowhere to be seen. I felt as if my job was done for the night so made my way back out the door towards my hostel.

As I made my way home I began to analyse my night. What did I do right?  What did I do wrong? These types of situations don’t happen all the time so I needed to focus on making the situation and not counting on sex falling into my lap. As I asked myself these questions over and over again I noticed the silhouette of a female walking towards me along the path; she was cute and by herself. I decided to try my luck for shits and giggles.

“Hello!”

“Hello” She replied enthusiastically as she slowed down to chat.

“Where are you going?”

“I’m trying to find my friend. She has disappeared and I’m by myself.”

This sentence is music to any horny man’s ears. Not only does it mean you can keep her company, it also means her friend has probably already hooked up so she is now that little bit more desperate to find someone to fuck.

I decided to go for broke. I’d already fucked one girl for the night so I didn’t really feel like hanging around for hours until she was ready for sex.

“Well I guess you’re going to have to find someone to kiss”

“Ummmmm I’m not sure about that” She said in a German accent.

I didn’t bother with any more conversation. I gently grabbed her hands and pulled her towards me. There was no resistance so I kissed her. The kissing was fairly heated and it quickly turned into an anything goes grope session. It was about this time when I realised we were basically dry fucking on a lit footpath at 3am after meeting no more than one minute beforehand.

I stopped and looked around for a suitable place to fuck. My cock was red raw and wasn’t exactly clean, but that didn’t stop her from sucking it as soon as we found a nearby balcony. As she sucked I thought to myself, “If only she knew my cock had been up some other girl’s ass only thirty minutes beforehand.”

“Now fuck me!” She barked as she took off her panties and lifted her summer dress.  

Why did I ever book a flight home?

- Gavin Madden