Walking the streets of Edinburgh it won’t
take you long to notice that there are very few bangable women. If their
masculine accent doesn’t deter you, their out of shape, pale bodies will. They seem to have a drinking culture
similar to that of Australia where the girls will drink as many beers, if not
more, than the average male would. The way groups of men surrounded the few
attractive women was not unlike a herd of buffalo protecting their calves from
potential predators. I decided that there had to
be a way around this and I was keen to find out exactly what that was.
During my time in Edinburgh I worked in a
large call centre about a half an hour bus ride from the city centre. I had
made friends with a cute lesbian by the name of Rita. Rita was short, thin and, much to my displeasure, had hair shorter than mine, but as soon as she invited
me to come to a gay bar with her something clicked. The only guys
surrounding hot women at gay bars are those in pursuit of cock. Why hadn’t
I thought of this before?
“So are you gonna come?”
“Yes, yes I think I will.” I said, hoping
that it would be as I had imagined; a free for all pussy paradise.
Within 10 minutes of being inside the club
I had already gotten used to being pinched on the ass and witnessing more man on
man action than a gay orgy porno. It seemed as if making eye
contact was enough for a well-dressed man to approach you.
“If you don’t take a girl home tonight,
you’re going to be having sex with me, okay?” Yelled Rita.
“Ummm okay” I replied struggling to hear
her over what seemed like the entire Kylie Minogue album.
I knew Rita was a lesbian so I never
thought about her sexually and although she was cute, I wasn’t prepared to have
sex with her if I could find something more appealing.
Once we had shook hands to signify a ‘deal’
I noticed an attractive woman sitting nearby. Her hair was long and dark, her
lips were red and she had more tattoos than I’d care to count. She was talking
to a man that quite clearly favoured penis over vagina so without thinking I
blurted out:
“Hey! If I find a boy for your friend to
kiss I get to kiss you, okay?” I said with a stupid smirk on my face.
“Hmmm okay, go for it.” She replied
As I quickly scanned the room I was bumped
into.
“Sorry!”
“That’s okay. Hey, do me a favour and kiss
that guy.” I said, pointing over to couch.
He looked him up and down, making a quick
assessment as he took a few steps toward the couch. With an outstretch
his hand he gestured for him to come a little closer.
Their eye contact seem to last a lifetime
as their mouths closed in on each other. As they kissed I looked over at the
tattooed girl, shrugged my shoulders and flashed her a cheesy smile. As I sat
down next to her she jumped on top of me and grinded as if our genitals were
magnetized. We had become ‘that couple’ in the club within 2 minutes of meeting
each other.
After a few hours of the most intense make
out sessions of all time she decided that she needed to go home.
“I live one and half hours away so I have
to leave now because I have work in the morning.” She said, seeming
disappointed at the prospect of not having sex with me.
As she left Rita swooped in as if she was
waiting for the tattooed girl to leave the entire time.
“I suppose you’re taking me home.”
“I suppose so.” I replied.
As we made our way back to apartment, which
was conveniently located 10 minutes away, I remember thinking to myself, “So
I’m about to fuck a virgin lesbian.” Through a drunken haze I quickly came to
terms with the situation.
We made our way through the front door and
entered my bedroom. She made a quick dash for my bed and started undressing as
I developed an erection. We had been kissing for no more than 30 seconds when
she whispered a sentence I had heard far too often, “I’ve got my period.”
Why would she offer me sex if she was on her period? Puzzling.
“That’s okay.” I replied, spreading her
legs as my dick closed in on her odourless snatch.
“No, you can’t fuck me in my pussy.”
As I eased my cock inside of her ass I
decided that fucking a lesbian virgin in her ass was better than no sex at all.
- Gavin Madden
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