Friday, 4 January 2013

Two bangs, one night


Before arriving in Koh Tao we had heard it was great for two things: Diving and partying. I was only looking to dive into vagina so I decided that sticking to hunting for it on land would be my best option.

We shared a room with a Canadian and a few other German men so having sex with one of our roommates was out of the question. The Canadian seemed the coolest so Lionel and I decided to let him tag along as we made our way to the bars.

Earlier in the night we had been told that a place called ‘The Fish Bow’ was the best place to party so we decided to take their advice. As soon as we entered Lionel struck up a conversation was a tall, tanned brunette so the Canadian and I patrolled the dance floor for a while.

After no more than two minute of assessing the dance floor the Canadian tapped me on the shoulder and pointed to the other side of the bar towards where Lionel and his girl were standing. My eyes quickly filtered out the smoky haze and laser lights to see Lionel having an intense make out session with the girl he had spent no more than 3 minutes talking to. He had moved fast and this prompted me to start approaching anything with a vagina as to kick start a better pussy hunting mindset.

With five approaches under my belt I headed back to the bar to get a drink. Lionel had left his girl by this time and was busy wooing another potential suitor on the other side of the club.

At this point I’d like to mention that Lionel and I look quite similar so in a dark club I would understand if you were to mistake one of us for the other.

Before I could even open my mouth to order a Redbull vodka I was spun around:

“There you are!”

“Huh?” I blurted out. Completely confused as to who this girl was.

She pulled my head in and thrust her tongue down my throat. I decided not to say anything. I was confused, but I’m not stupid.

We made out like porn stars for two minutes before it clicked. It was the same girl Lionel had been kissing only minutes before and she assumed there was only one person in the bar that looked like him. She was a lot cuter than what she looked like from a distance and as Lionel had disappeared, it was only human for me to oblige when she asked me if I wanted to go skinny-dipping.

She took my hand and quickly guided me out of the club like she had done it a million times before, which she probably had. We stopped at a nearby pool and took our clothes off as if they were on fire. She dove in and swam to the other side of the pool and I was quick to follow suit as my penis began to fill with blood. Before we were close enough to kiss I slid my hand up her thigh and began to rub her pussy.

“Come over here” she said whilst slowly swimming toward the steps in the far corner of the pool.

She spread her legs and guided my fully erect penis inside of her. The water rippled as I thrust in and out, transforming the once still water into a wavy sex pit.

“I want it in my ass” she whispered as to make sure no one cold hear how much of a slut she really was.

I turned her over slowly slid the length of my cock into her looser than average asshole. I’m not sure how I find these anal sluts, but I seemed to have had more anal sex than the average male. I would eventually cum inside of her ass and she would decide to go home, but I was curious to see how Lionel and the Canadian were doing.

I walked around the club for ten minutes, but Lionel and the Canadian were nowhere to be seen. I felt as if my job was done for the night so made my way back out the door towards my hostel.

As I made my way home I began to analyse my night. What did I do right?  What did I do wrong? These types of situations don’t happen all the time so I needed to focus on making the situation and not counting on sex falling into my lap. As I asked myself these questions over and over again I noticed the silhouette of a female walking towards me along the path; she was cute and by herself. I decided to try my luck for shits and giggles.

“Hello!”

“Hello” She replied enthusiastically as she slowed down to chat.

“Where are you going?”

“I’m trying to find my friend. She has disappeared and I’m by myself.”

This sentence is music to any horny man’s ears. Not only does it mean you can keep her company, it also means her friend has probably already hooked up so she is now that little bit more desperate to find someone to fuck.

I decided to go for broke. I’d already fucked one girl for the night so I didn’t really feel like hanging around for hours until she was ready for sex.

“Well I guess you’re going to have to find someone to kiss”

“Ummmmm I’m not sure about that” She said in a German accent.

I didn’t bother with any more conversation. I gently grabbed her hands and pulled her towards me. There was no resistance so I kissed her. The kissing was fairly heated and it quickly turned into an anything goes grope session. It was about this time when I realised we were basically dry fucking on a lit footpath at 3am after meeting no more than one minute beforehand.

I stopped and looked around for a suitable place to fuck. My cock was red raw and wasn’t exactly clean, but that didn’t stop her from sucking it as soon as we found a nearby balcony. As she sucked I thought to myself, “If only she knew my cock had been up some other girl’s ass only thirty minutes beforehand.”

“Now fuck me!” She barked as she took off her panties and lifted her summer dress.  

Why did I ever book a flight home?

- Gavin Madden

Thursday, 27 December 2012

Bangkok Fatties


Our first night in Bangkok would see Lionel and I too exhausted to get through our first beer and head to bed before the night had even started.  The jet lag had kicked in and we had decided to conserve our energy for the following night as to provide us with the best vagina hunting opportunities. 

By 5am the red bull had gotten the best of us and dancing became our number one priority. Before we knew it the night was coming to an end and we had hardly spoken to anyone. With 10 minutes left until everything closed for the night I turned to Lionel who was displaying a look on his face that would rival a male Rhino during mating season. It would seem on this particular night he was prepared to take anything home and he was quick to spark up a conversation with the fattest Swedish girls I have ever laid eyes on.

I came to Thailand with the goal of fucking cute, sun kissed beach babes, but with my vodka goggles on and Lionel being his normal persuasive self I took a deep breathe and joined in on the conversation. It didn’t take to long for Lionel’s girl to agree to him walking her home, which left her friend and I alone on an empty street on the outskirts of the Bangkok city centre.

Celia was plump with a pretty face and seemed in need of some foreign cock. At this point I thought to myself “Well a notch is a notch” still cringing inside at the thought of spreading her thunder thighs and dipping the boss into her juicy snatch.

“Where do you live?” she blurted out in what sounded like an American accent.

“Just around the corner”

“Well let’s go!” She demanded

We fucked and the ‘Thai Fuck’ bank account had officially been opened… even if it was with a fatty.

I woke up in the morning to find an empty half of the bed where she had been sleeping; she had thankfully left early. There’s nothing worse than knowing you’ve fucked a fat chick and then having to wake up next to her - It’s as if the ‘fuck-gods’ are rubbing it in your face.

Lionel arrived home around an hour later and seemed just as disgusted in himself as I was. After a little discussion we decided to head to Koh Tao in an effort to redeem ourselves and leave the Bangkok fatties behind us.

 - Gavin Madden


Tuesday, 4 December 2012

A quick look at my most memorable flags

USA: - 160cm, 60kgs, brown hair - Gave me a blowjob in a room full of 15 people 
whilst we were all watching 'Anchorman'. I then escorted her to a nearby room for sex.
Canada:  170cms, 60kgs, blonde hair- Both her and her friend invited my mate and I for lunch. After lunch we did the mushrooms they kindly provided us with. We later had the most tripped out sex ever.
Ireland:  155cms, 50kg, brown hair - Fucked her on a balcony with a tap running 
on my face the entire time. Apparently fucked one of my Irish mates a few weeks later. 

England: 
165cms, 55kgs, blonde hair - She was convinced I was a guy she kissed the night before. Called me and arsehole for not remembering her. I told her I would make it up to her by letting her stay the night with me. Made her gush all over my bed and invited my friend in for a look after she left. I still have no idea who she thought I was.
Scotland: 160cms, 55kgs, blonde hair - Gave a 21 year old lesbian her very first dicking. She was on her period so I fucked her in the ass.
Portugal: 150cms, 45kgs, brown hair - 18 years old, but rode cock like a pro. Broke the sink and flooded the bathroom.
Germany: 160cms, 60kgs, brown hair - 34 year old mother of two and liked it in the ass.
Italy: 155cm, 50kgs, brown hair - Period juice everywhere. Friends thought I murdered someone. After I told them what I had done my friend went to give me a high-five, but quickly changed his mind after he noticed more blood splattered on my forearm. Nice.
Latvia: 150cms, 45kgs, blonde hair - May have been a prostitute, but I didn't pay for shit.
Poland: See story.
Ukraine - See poo story
New Zealand - See story
Sweden - 160cms, 55kgs, blonde hair - Destroyed on a balcony overlooking a beautiful Portuguese sunrise.
Finland: 160cm, 60kgs, blonde hair - On the way home with two girls I ran into friend of mine who was in a fight with a Russian man. After I tried breaking up the fight the police came and arrested both my friend and the Russian. They spent the night in jail. I fucked a Finnish girl in a sauna.

What is your flag story?


- Gavin Madden