Using travel to improve your game

Becoming worldlier, developing your independence and culture shock are among the things you experience when travelling the world and living in youth hostels, but one of the bachelor’s most important skills he will learn whilst abroad will be a higher level of game. I don’t care whether he is a beginner; intermediate or advanced the truth of the matter is that he will be guaranteed an unprecedented gaming paradise and presented with the opportunity to truly be whoever he wants to be.

During your high school years you are placed in a hierarchy that for most people excludes them from having the opportunity to fuck the tastiest women. They have a reputation to uphold and they can’t be seen kissing a boy that’s seen to be of little to no value to the rest of the popular kids. Even years out of high school social circle bigotry is a harrowing force behind why a lot of men don’t bang the women they desire. This isn’t to say it never happens, but dipping your meat-rod into a high-class girls’ cock-wallet is more likely to happen if you’re thousands of miles away from your respective social circles.

Taking friends away from a woman of value will instantly increase your chances of banging her. One of the main reasons for this is because she has no one to judge her but herself. Knowing that she probably will never see you again allows her to break free of any worrying biological urges. These are the urges that tell her that “everyone will find out!” and that her value amongst her group will take a hit for banging someone that doesn’t meet the group’s ‘value criteria’. How a girl wants to be viewed by her social circle plays the most important role in whether she bangs you or not and this simply isn’t an issue when abroad.

Tip: Say you wanted a one-night stand from a hot Ukrainian. I found out the hard way that this was something that happens rarely due to their conservative views on sex. Your best bet is to research the place Ukrainian’s go on holiday during the summer. Most of the time any conservativeness they possessed in their hometown will be out the window and you’ll be banging more Ukrainians than you ever did in L’viv or Kiev.

Before I started traveling my game was average to say the least. Social situations never fazed me, but pursuing girls that were of upper echelon quality was something I struggled with. Upon my arrival home with a smorgasbord of life/sexual experiences under my belt I felt as though I was able to be a lot more interesting than I had ever been before. Not only did I have more to talk about, I also felt as if my topic of conversation was more favourable when up against the same old drivel you hear come out the typical 9-5 worker’s mouth.

I can honestly say that two thirds of the women I have banged have been while back packing. My advice to you would be to ask any person who has experienced back packing what their numbers are whilst abroad and then compare that to what they average when they’re in their hometown. The figures really do speak for themselves.

- Gavin Madden

Goodbye Europe….for now

After being in Eastern Europe for the past 3 months I have successfully added 8 new notches to my ‘bang belt’. While this isn’t a significant amount, I feel that I now have a deeper understanding of the mindset of an eastern European woman.

Eastern European girls are definitely more attractive than their Western counterparts, but when considering a trip here you must ask yourself one question: “Am I prepared to sacrifice a lot more time and effort on girls that are only 1-2 points higher than the girls I could have an abundance of in my home town?”

The answer to this question for me was yes. I felt those girls in my home town were always going to be there and can forever be used as a back up.

Would I ever return to Eastern Europe?

Definitely. This particular hunting ground is a challenging one to say the least. I found that even the 5’s and 6’s were sometimes as hard to bang as the 8’s and 9’s so sticking to gaming the hotter women will require almost the same amount of time and effort.

Even as I book my flight to Sri Lanka I feel as though I have unfinished business here. I have managed to complete a few personal tasks I set myself, but there are still some that I can’t yet ink with a ‘Mission Accomplished’ stamp.

For now I will set my sights on slaying the tourists of Sri Lanka, India and Thailand. Wish them good luck.

- Gavin Madden

Girls with boyfriends

The most challenging part of being in a relationship is to be monogamous. The obvious reasoning behind this is because it’s simply not natural. Man was born to spread his seed and the woman was created to be in receipt of it. All the soppy stuff in between is irrelevant with regard to the continuation of humans as a species. Having said this, in order to truly believe that polygamy is inevitable you have to get inside the mind of someone who has cheated on his or her partner and I thankfully had the chance to do this last night.

Maria was an Erasmus student from Mallorca in Spain. She studied the English language so, unlike most of my conversations with eastern European girls, I was able to incorporate humour into my game. Her lips were full; her hair was long and her eyes green due to her apparent German ancestry.

We were interrupted by countless drunken Italian/Spanish fuckwits during our conversation, but luckily they simply suck at not being the greasiest sleaze-balls on the planet.

In general clubs in Krakow are flooded with hoards of horny Italian/Spanish men that use creepy game to seduce naïve Polish girls who aren’t used to men approaching them so aggressively. I believe this type of game will turn Polish girls into snotty bitches and sabotage potential sex for men from most other countries. 

Here's a quick look at some of their classic tactics:

ü   When approaching a female asks if she likes Italian/Spanish men. If she  hesitates in saying 'No' go for the kiss immediately.   

ü   Approach couples and stand in between the two with your back to the guy. Be sure to encroach on her personal space. Chicks dig that shit.

ü   Approach single girls in groups of three or more. When she rejects you it’s harder to tell which one of you she was more disgusted in.

ü Go for a run before you enter the club. The ‘sweaty look’ is always a winner.

ü     Kissing random girls you've never spoken to on the neck gets them horny. Don’t be discouraged if she looks disgusted, every girl on the planet wants an Italian or a Spaniard.

With Lionel and Harry busy entertaining Maria’s friends it was time for isolation. I took her hand and pulled her from the bar telling her I “needed to talk to her in somewhere quieter”. As soon as we sat down we kissed, but after 10 seconds she pulled away. She then said the four words no man ever wants to hear: “I have a boyfriend.” She had been with him for four years and he was coming to visit her from Spain in a week. We kissed a little bit more and she went on to say how she felt we had a ‘connection’, but felt very guilty. After begging me to add her of Facebook we left the club.

This is the kind of behaviour in females that will never allow me to fully trust them. Don’t get me wrong, I’m happy to hook up with a hottie who has a boyfriend, but to have a connection with some random foreigner in a club is simply a way to justify being a slut.

- Gavin Madden