Krakow notes

Cockfest in clubs.

Ugly dudes with hot chicks is too common.

Polish men dress sense is generally disgusting.

Language barrier in loud clubs.

Girls will eye fuck the shit out of you and will not look away until 

you do.

Girls will take you home and teach you how to fuck. They will make you breakfast in the morning. A Polish woman would make a great mother.

Girls will generally show more interest if you mention you’re staying in Poland for a while and have an interest in learning their language.

Approaching girls during the day is a must.

Polish men will go out of their way to cockblock the shit out of you. Furthermore the girls are too nice to tell them to fuck off, you must do this.

If your dance floor game is weak and you don’t speak polish your standard of girl will have to drop at least 2 points.

Buying a polish SIM card is a must if you want a follow up date.

Girls rarely dress like sluts. I believe Ludacris may have been speaking about polish girls when he said “I want a lady in the street, but a freak in the bed.”

Obesity is not an issue. Girls generally have great bodies, big boobs and nicely rounded asses.

Being nice to a Polish girl won’t be seen as weakness. Polish game is completely different to western game. Being cocky makes you look like an arsehole.

All the girls I’ve hooked up with since being in Poland have pulled away at least once when going for the kiss. Brushing it off and trying again a few minutes later has worked every single time.

Being German will not make it easier for you to get laid.

- Gavin Madden